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ABOUT US

We're here to help you date...BETTER.

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Welcome to F*ck the Fish, where we’re all about helping you strut your stuff without turning into a dating disaster! Think of us as your sassy besties, armed with honest feedback and a sprinkle of humor, ready to help you show off the fabulous you. Because face it, not everyone has an abundance of dating confidence—so why not let us be your wingwomen? Let’s dive into the dating pool and make some waves! Put down that fish pic, kiss those bathroom selfies goodbye and let us help you get your foot in the dating door!

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XOXO,

     -Clarice & Katie

About...

CLARICE

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As your go-to stylist, energy reader, and dating bff, I've got all your life's hot messes covered! Remember, dating isn't just about swiping right; it's also about figuring out who you are—like a treasure hunt, but with more awkward encounters and fewer pirates. So, let’s dive in and find out who you are and what you want together!

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KATIE

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Welcome to my no BS dating world! As your dedicated nutritionist and dating advice girlie, I'm here to confidently guide you through the chaos of the dating scene with a bit of sass and humor. We'll get you in prime shape to seek out that perfect match. Get ready, because this journey is going to be both empowering and entertaining!

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